daddy cabbage

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The green fuzz that grows down there like a weird vegetable. Mostly seen on people who don’t know what side of the bathroom they’re on.

My therapist said I have daddy cabbage and it’s not a phase.

My date ran away when I showed them my daddy cabbage.

My mom calls my dad’s beard daddy cabbage.

The green stuff that grows on your junk. It’s like a jungle and you’re the animal.

My brother’s got so much daddy cabbage it looks like a lawn.

I got a job at the zoo because of my daddy cabbage.

My ex said my daddy cabbage was a turn-off.

The green hair that sprouts from your crotch. It’s like a plant and you’re the dirt.

My dad’s got daddy cabbage so thick it’s like a forest.

My girlfriend said my daddy cabbage was a big deal.

I got a tattoo of my daddy cabbage and it’s legendary.