Daddy Bobabucks

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A man who buys boba for people like it's his job and expects you to fail at life.
Daddy Bobabucks just paid for my whole order and told me to quit my job.
He bought boba for my crush and called me a failure.
He paid for my boba and said I should have been born rich.
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A guy who spends his money on boba for others and thinks you owe him your soul.
Daddy Bobabucks bought me boba and said I owe him my firstborn.
He paid for my boba and said I should be his apprentice.
He gave me boba and said I should start a boba cult.
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A man who buys your boba and laughs at your problems like they're nothing.
Daddy Bobabucks bought me boba and said my problems were tiny.
He gave me boba and said my life was a joke.
He paid for my boba and said I should be happy.
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A guy who gives you boba and thinks you're a loser for not buying it yourself.
Daddy Bobabucks bought me boba and said I was a waste of space.
He paid for my boba and called me a failure.
He gave me boba and said I should be rich.
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A man who buys your boba like it's a tax and expects you to be grateful.
Daddy Bobabucks paid for my boba and said I should thank him.
He bought me boba and said I should be humble.
He gave me boba and said I should kneel.
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A man who spends his cash on boba for others and thinks you should be thankful.
Daddy Bobabucks paid for my boba and said I should be happy.
He gave me boba and said I should smile.
He bought my boba and said I was a lucky person.
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