Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man so hot he makes your heart go boom and your brain shut off

I saw him in the cafeteria and I forgot my lunch and my dignity.

He walked in and I dropped my phone in the toilet.

I would rob a bank for a chance to kiss him.

2

A man so good looking you’d trade your soul for a date with him

He’s the reason I skipped school and my mom’s credit card.

I texted him ‘hi’ and now I’m on his ‘maybe’ list.

I’d cheat on my best friend just to sit next to him at lunch.

3

The kind of man that makes you forget your name and your pants

He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe and how to button my shirt.

I saw him and I walked into the hallway and forgot why I was there.

He’s the reason I missed my bus and my mom’s lecture.

4

A man so hot you’d do anything, even eat a whole pizza for him

I’d eat a whole pizza for a second glance from him.

I’d clean my room for a text from him.

I’d fight my brother for a chance to sit with him at lunch.

5

The kind of man that makes you look like a mess and you don’t care

He walked by and I looked like I just ran a marathon and cried.

I spilled my drink and I didn’t even notice because he was there.

I tripped and fell, but he laughed and I felt like a champion.

6

A man so hot you’d sell your firstborn for a chance to be with him

I’d sell my dog for a date with him.

I’d give up my goldfish for a text from him.

I’d let my mom take my phone for a chance to talk to him.