Daddy biscuits

My girl’s butt is so big it could feed my whole family at Thanksgiving.

He called her ‘Daddy biscuits’ because she had the butt of a legend.

I asked her if she wanted to go to the mall, she said, ‘No, I’m too busy being Daddy biscuits.’

That girl’s butt is so round, it looks like it came out of a bakery.

He called her ‘Daddy biscuits’ after seeing her in a sundress.

She told me I was the best lover she ever had, then said, ‘But I still am Daddy biscuits.’

Her butt is so big, it could start a war between two countries.

He texted me, ‘Your girl’s butt is so big, I think it’s a country.’

I asked her why she was late, she said, ‘I was being Daddy biscuits, and it took a while.’