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A huge, smelly man who eats too much and takes free stuff like it's his job
Dad took the last pizza slice and called it a 'benefit'
He smells like a garbage can and still asks for a raise
He said 'I'm not fat, I'm just blessed'
daddy big boss
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A man who’s too big to fit in a chair and still expects everyone to bow to him
He tried to sit down and the chair broke
He said 'I’m not a scrounger, I’m a legend'
He took the last slice of cake and called it 'a tribute'
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A man who eats like a pig and still thinks he’s the boss
He ate three burgers and still said he was 'working out'
He took the best seat and called it 'a promotion'
He smells like a gym sock and still says he’s 'fit'