Daddy Benzo

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Daddy Benzo is a loud mouth jailbird who calls you when you're in the middle of a fight and makes everything feel like a prison break.

My ex just texted me: 'I'm about to cry in a bathroom again, and I swear if you don't call me, I'll scream in the hallway.'

My friend got a text from her mom: 'He called me in the middle of my divorce. I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.'

I got a call from my brother: 'Daddy Benzo just interrupted my lunch break. Now I'm mad at you too.'

Daddy Benzo is a creepy jail inmate who shows up in your life when you're already having a meltdown and makes it worse.

My cousin got a call during her breakup: 'He said, 'I'm here to save you!' I said, 'You just ruined it!'

My mom texted me: 'He called me when I was yelling at my neighbor. Now we're both mad at him.'

My brother got a recording during a job interview: 'He interrupted my whole speech. Now I'm stuck with a dumb job.'

Daddy Benzo is like a bad neighbor who calls you when you're already having a bad day and brings the whole mess to your front door.

My sister got a call during her fight with her boyfriend: 'He said, 'I'm here to help!' She said, 'You just made it worse!'

My dad texted me: 'He called me when I was eating my lunch. Now I'm mad at my food.'

My friend got a call during her exam: 'He said, 'I'm here to save you!' She said, 'Now I'm going to fail.'