Daddy ben

Daddy Ben walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said, 'We don’t serve ducks here.' Daddy Ben said, 'I’m not a duck, I’m a king.'

My mom called Daddy Ben and said, 'You’re still a duck, Ben.' He hung up and cried.

Daddy Ben tried to ride a bike. He fell off and said, 'This is a duck’s revenge.'

Daddy Ben walked into a gym and challenged the strongest man. The man said, 'You’re not even a man.' Daddy Ben said, 'I’m a duck, and I’m taking this crown.'

Daddy Ben ate ten hot dogs in one sitting and said, 'This is how ducks eat.'

Daddy Ben tried to fight a chicken. The chicken won. Daddy Ben said, 'This is a duck’s loss.'