Daddy Bar

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A guy who throws money around at the bar just to impress a girl who doesn't even like him and probably thinks he's a total dork.
I spent $200 on shots and she still said I was a waste of money.
He bought her a drink and she walked out with his best friend.
He tipped the bartender $50 and the bartender laughed at him.
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A bar for old guys with big hair and big guts who like to play pretend they're kids again and get spanked or ride ponies or grab each other's junk.
He went to the Daddy Bar and came out with a new tattoo and a broken nose.
He said he got spanked by a man in a suit and cried like a baby.
He got a pony ride and it was the best day of his life.
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