daddy bag

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The place where a dad stores his junk and his secrets. It's also where his man stuff lives.

My dad's daddy bag is full of old socks and a broken watch. I found it when he fell off the couch.

He said his daddy bag was cursed. Now he won't let me touch it.

My mom took his daddy bag and filled it with candy. He cried.

The bag that hangs from a dad's body. It holds all his shame and his sperm.

My dad's daddy bag is so big, it looks like it's about to explode.

He said he lost his keys in his daddy bag. I think he was lying.

I drew on his daddy bag with marker. He got mad and yelled at me.

The bag that holds a dad's most important stuff. Like his pride and his breakfast.

He put his breakfast in his daddy bag. Now he eats out of a bag.

My dad's daddy bag is full of old receipts and a used tissue.

He said his daddy bag was magical. I don't believe him.