daddy badge

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A badge of shame given to a dad when a baby throws up or snot all over his shirt like he’s a stupid mop.

My dad got a daddy badge after my sister barfed on him during breakfast.

He got a daddy badge when my brother sneezed snot everywhere at the park.

My dad got a daddy badge after I threw up on him during a road trip.

A badge worn by cops, but also given to anyone who acts like they’re in charge and makes other people suffer.

My teacher got a daddy badge because she gave me detention for no reason.

My mom got a daddy badge when she yelled at me for eating too much pizza.

My brother got a daddy badge because he took my video game and didn’t give it back.