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Daddy B is the most annoying fake dad you’ll ever meet. She acts like she’s your hero, but she’s just lazy and always trying to get out of work. She’ll smile at you like you’re her last hope, but she’s just waiting for you to fail so she can laugh at you.
Daddy B said she’d help me with my math test. Then she went to sleep.
She promised to pick me up from school, but she was binge-watching Netflix.
She told me she’d cook dinner, but it was just frozen pizza and hot dogs.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddy B is like a broken toaster, she always makes a big show of being perfect, but it’s just smoke and mirrors. She’ll try to make everything look fancy, but it’s just trash in a nice bag.
She said she’d throw me a birthday party, but it was just pizza and a balloon.
She made me a cake, but it looked like a science experiment.
She promised a fancy dinner, but it was just takeout and a nap.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddy B is the kind of person who will scream at you for failing a test, but then she’ll eat all the snacks and take a nap. She’s like a kid with a PhD and a food addiction.
She yelled at me for getting a C, but then she ate the whole bag of chips.
She said she’d help me study, but she was on her phone the whole time.
She told me she’d be there for me, but she was asleep when I got home.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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