Daddy ate a squirrel

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Daddy ate a squirrel is when Leslie Knope got so confused she made up the worst lie ever and said her dad ate a squirrel just to save face.
Leslie forgot the song and yelled 'Daddy ate a squirrel!' like it was a secret code.
She said it in the middle of a meeting and no one knew what to do.
She used it as a distraction while she tried to remember the lyrics.
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Daddy ate a squirrel is what Leslie said when she was too drunk and too stupid to remember the lyrics to a song.
She said it after drinking 10 cups of coffee and 3 energy drinks.
She blurted it out when she thought the song was about her dad.
She said it to her best friend Ann Perkins and cried.
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Daddy ate a squirrel is the stupidest thing Leslie ever said when she was trying too hard to sound smart and failed.
She said it during a big speech and looked totally embarrassed.
She shouted it at a concert like it was a big revelation.
She texted it to her mom and then deleted it.
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