daddy archie

He walked into the classroom and grabbed my arm like it was a wrestling match.

He sat next to me on the bus and started touching my leg.

He asked me if I wanted a lollipop and then stuck his hand in my pants.

He smiled at me like I was his best friend and then touched my face.

He gave me a high-five and then tried to grab my hand like it was a handshake from hell.

He said he was my dad and then tried to hug me like I was his kid.

He ran up to me like he was saving me from a dragon and touched my arm.

He said he was my guardian angel and then touched my face like it was a holy moment.

He walked into the room like he was the king of the castle and touched my leg like it was a throne.