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when you sneeze so hard your dad’s ashes go flying like a f***ing rocket and you never see them again

My dad’s ashes just went up my nose. I think they’re in space now.

I sneezed and my dad’s ashes went into my mom’s soup. It was a disaster.

I sneezed so hard my dad’s ashes flew into my teacher’s coffee. She didn’t like it.

your dad’s ashes get launched out of your nose like he was a f***ing astronaut

I sneezed and my dad’s ashes were in my face. It was like a horror movie.

My dad’s ashes went into my dog’s food. Now my dog is flying around the house.

I sneezed so hard my dad’s ashes flew into my neighbor’s yard. He thought it was a prank.

when your sneeze is so strong it takes your dad’s ashes and turns them into a f***ing explosion

I sneezed and my dad’s ashes went everywhere. It was like a fireworks show.

My sneeze blew my dad’s ashes into my brother’s face. He cried like a baby.

I sneezed so hard my dad’s ashes went into my mom’s hair. She looked like a ghost.