Daddox

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A walking legend who thinks he's the best at everything. He's probably right, but he'll remind you of it every single day.
Daddox: 'You think you're good? I've been through hell and back.'
Daddox just walked into the room and made the whole class shut up.
Daddox said he'd beat me in a rap battle and he did it with one hand tied behind his back.
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He's like a superhero, but with more attitude and less pants.
Daddox showed up in pajamas and still beat me at basketball.
He told the teacher he'd fail the class if he didn't get an A.
Daddox said he'd eat my lunch if I didn't do my homework.
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He's the reason you're here today. He might have yelled at you, but he still cares.
Daddox yelled at me for 10 minutes, but then gave me a candy bar.
He said he'd fail me if I didn't pass the test, but he still passed me.
Daddox told me he'd beat me up if I didn't study, and he meant it.
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He's like a robot, but with more style and less programming.
Daddox came in wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a cape.
He told me he'd take a bullet for me, and he meant it.
Daddox said he'd beat me in a race and he did it with a limp.
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He's the king of the classroom. You might not like him, but you'll never forget him.
Daddox said he was the king, and he had a crown to prove it.
He told me he'd beat me in a spelling bee, and he did it with a smile.
Daddox said he'd fail me if I didn't do my homework, and he did it with a grin.
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He's like a beast, but with more brains and less hair.
Daddox said he'd eat my homework if I didn't do it.
He told me he'd beat me in a math test, and he did it with a calculator.
Daddox said he'd take a bullet for me, and he meant it.
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