daddontloveu

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It means you're a smelly sack of failure and your dad's too drunk to even remember you exist

Dad: 'I wish I had a kid who didn't smell like old socks and regret.'

Bro: 'Your dad doesn't love you. He loves his beer more.'

Mom: 'If I had a dollar for every time he said that, I'd buy you a new life.'

You're a trashy disappointment and your dad's too lazy to even hate you properly

Text from dad: 'I'm too tired to hate you today. You're still a trashy disappointment.'

Bro: 'He's too lazy to even throw you out.'

You: 'I'm just a trashy disappointment.'

You're a failed experiment and your dad's too broke to even care

Dad: 'I can't even afford to hate you.'

Bro: 'He’s broke, not dead. You’re still a failed experiment.'

You: 'I'm just a failed experiment with no money.'