Daddomorph

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A baby that comes out already old enough to be a dad. Then he goes and shoves two kids out of his butt like he’s got a personal meat grinder.
My cousin was a daddomorph. He had a kid before he could walk.
He came out of the womb with a mustache and a bad attitude.
He birthed two kids before he even learned how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A kid who’s already a dad when he’s born. He then forces two more kids out of his ass like he’s got a grudge against the whole human race.
He was a daddomorph. He had a baby before he had a baby.
He had two kids before he even knew what a kid was.
He had a baby and a kid before he had a name.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A baby who’s born as a dad. He then goes and shoves two more kids out of his butt like he’s got a personal hate for the whole world.
He was a daddomorph. He had two kids before his mom had a baby.
He came out of the womb with a baby and a bad attitude.
He had a baby and a kid before he even had a lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A baby that’s born already old enough to be a dad. He then goes and shoves two more kids out of his butt like he’s got a vendetta against the whole planet.
He was a daddomorph. He had a kid before he had a name.
He came out of the womb with a baby and a bad attitude.
He had two kids before he could walk.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A baby that’s born as a dad. He then proceeds to shove two more kids out of his butt like he’s got a personal war with the human race.
He was a daddomorph. He had a kid and a baby before he had a baby.
He had two kids before he could even sit up.
He had a baby and a kid before he had a job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A baby that comes out already old enough to be a dad. He then proceeds to push two more kids out of his ass like he’s got a grudge against the whole universe.
He was a daddomorph. He had a kid before he had a baby.
He had two kids before he even knew what a kid was.
He had a baby and a kid before he had a name.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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