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A woman who hits on old, fat, sad men like they're the last piece of pizza. She takes money or a handjob from a guy she'd never look at twice. She's a lying, self-centered, brain-dead creep who probably thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.
Hey dad, want to buy me a coffee? I'll show you my bra.
I'll let you touch my toes if you send me $50.
You're my favorite dad today. Here's my face.