dadding

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When a dad takes care of his kid like a total man-baby. Usually involves beer, TV, and lying about everything. The kid should be clean, happy, and asleep before the mom comes back from her stupid adventure.

My dad tried to dad me while drinking a whole bottle of wine. I ended up with a belly full of wine and a headache.

He dad me by watching wrestling and telling me I was 'the next big thing.' I didn't even know what wrestling was.

Dad me with a pizza and a lie about why I had to wear pajamas all day. I believed him. I was a fool.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you look for something and it just disappears like it never existed. Like your brain was hacked.

I looked for my keys and they were gone. I swear my keys went to college.

I tried to find my phone and it vanished. It was like it was never there.

I looked for my dog and he was gone. I think he ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When something goes away for good. Like it was never there to begin with. Or it ran away and never came back.

My dad went away for a week and came back with a tan and a new attitude.

My favorite toy went missing and never came back. I still miss it.

My cat went and never came back. I think it got tired of me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Something that just disappears without a trace. Like it never existed or it was stolen by aliens.

My homework vanished before I even got to school. I had no idea what to do.

My favorite snack disappeared. I think it was taken by a ghost.

My pet fish went missing and I never saw it again. I'm still sad.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who can either make your day amazing or turn it into a nightmare. Usually depends on how much coffee they had.

My dad is a total dadding god. He can make me happy with just one smile.

My mom is a total dadding disaster. She can turn my day into a nightmare with one bad mood.

My teacher is a dadding miracle. She makes math fun and I actually like it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The morning after a wild night of drinking. You’re stuck with the worst kind of poop that looks like it came from a monster.

After drinking all night, I had the worst DADding ever. My poop looked like sludge from a spaceship.

I woke up with a DADding that was black and scary. I didn’t even know what I had eaten.

The DADding came like a wave. I thought I was going to die from it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago