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He’s the king of the block, the queen of the night, and the reason why everyone else is just a sad, sweaty afterthought.

My ex said I looked like a sad, sweaty afterthought at the party.

He’s the king of the block and I’m just the guy who mops up his mess.

The queen of the night left me in the dust like a broken flip phone.

He’s the best at being awesome and the worst at being average. No one wants to be average when he’s around.

I tried to be average at the game, but he made me look like a rookie in a pro match.

He’s the best at being awesome and I’m just the guy who drops the mic when he’s done.

No one wants to be average when he’s around. Not even my mom.

He’s the main event, the headliner, and the only person who can make a crowd go wild just by showing up.

He showed up to the concert and the crowd went wild like I was a ghost in a haunted house.

I’m just the opening act, and he’s the main event.

The headliner showed up and I became the forgotten snack.