Daddies Quagmire

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When you stick your long pointy face up someone's butt like you're trying to find your lost keys

My dad did this to me during a family road trip and I still haven't forgiven him.

She did this to me in the middle of a Zoom call and my coworkers laughed for hours.

He did this to his boss during a meeting and got fired on the spot.

The moment you shove your pointy chin so far up a person's butt it might as well be a new body part

He did this to me during a dance-off and I lost the contest for sure.

She did this to her friend in the locker room and they're still enemies.

My mom did this to my dad every morning and he still loves it.

When you take your long pointy face and put it in someone's butt like it's the final level of a video game

He did this to me during a game night and I had to leave the room.

She did this to her crush in the cafeteria and now they're dating.

My brother did this to his friend and now he can't sit down.

The act of pushing your pointy chin up someone's butt until you're both questioning your life choices

He did this to me during a math test and I failed it for sure.

She did this to her teacher and got sent to the principal's office.

My dad did this to my uncle and now they're both weird.

When you stick your long pointy face in someone's butt so hard it feels like you're doing a butt plug installation

He did this to me during a movie night and I had to change the movie.

She did this to her best friend and they're no longer best friends.

My brother did this to his pet dog and now the dog hates him.

When you take your chin and jam it in someone's butt like it's the last place you want to be

He did this to me during a car ride and I had to punch him.

She did this to her coworker and they both got fired.

My dad did this to my uncle and now they're both weird.