Daddie Oh Daddie

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Daddie tries to be cool but his kids are like little devils who won't stop messing around. He has a big wang and can't shut up about it.

My dad tried to act like a grown-up but my brother kept stealing his cookies. He yelled, 'I'm gonna count to ten!' and then counted to twenty just for fun.

Dad said, 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed,' but then he yelled, 'I'm also proud of my dong!' at the top of his lungs.

Dad tried to ignore my sister's terrible behavior but ended up showing off his dong to the whole neighborhood.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daddie is like a broken toy that won't stop making noise. He's got a big wang and can't stop bragging about it.

Dad said, 'I'm just trying to be a good dad,' but then he pulled out his dong and said, 'This is also a good dad.'

At the park, Dad was trying to read a book but kept shouting, 'This dong is legendary!' every time someone walked by.

Dad tried to help me with my homework but kept interrupting to say, 'My dong is bigger than your problems.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daddie is like a kid who won’t stop fighting. He has a big wang and loves to show it off to everyone.

Dad tried to watch TV but kept arguing with the remote. He said, 'This dong is stronger than you!' every time the channel changed.

At the grocery store, Dad ran into another dad and they started a dong fight right in the cereal aisle.

Dad was trying to help me with my math but kept saying, 'This dong is the answer to everything!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago