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Daddibirds is a god-level legend. He's got the skills to make your mom cry and your dad blush. He's the reason why the Cherry Ripe is now a basic need, not a snack.
He ate three Cherry Ripes in one go and still had the energy to beat up a dog.
He got a burrito and a matrix menu at the same time and laughed in my face.
He called me a rookie and then showed me how to do a backflip on a maggot.