daddfy

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you’re a smelly old man who thinks he’s still cool
Your dadfty smell is making my nose cry
You’re like a dadfty version of a superhero
Your dadfty face is uglier than my math test
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you’re a dad who smells like old socks and regret
Your dadfty breath could knock out a horse
You’re the dadfty version of a pizza
Your dadfty laugh is louder than my sister’s scream
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you’re a stinky man who thinks he’s the king of the dad life
Your dadfty smell is making me question my life choices
You’re the dadfty version of a broken toy
Your dadfty face is the reason I failed art class
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