1 you’re a smelly old man who thinks he’s still cool Expand Your dadfty smell is making my nose cryYou’re like a dadfty version of a superheroYour dadfty face is uglier than my math test + Examples
2 you’re a dad who smells like old socks and regret Expand Your dadfty breath could knock out a horseYou’re the dadfty version of a pizzaYour dadfty laugh is louder than my sister’s scream + Examples
3 you’re a stinky man who thinks he’s the king of the dad life Expand Your dadfty smell is making me question my life choicesYou’re the dadfty version of a broken toyYour dadfty face is the reason I failed art class + Examples