Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lady who acts like a dad, but with more bad decisions and worse smells. She sniffs everything and yells at the TV.

My dadesse thinks the toaster is talking to her.

She yelled at the pizza for not being spicy enough.

She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at the router.

2

A woman who thinks she’s cool, but she’s just a dad in a dress. She eats cereal for dinner and calls her plants her kids.

She named her cat after a 90s rapper.

She tried to start a band with her plants.

She wears pajamas to the grocery store.

3

A woman who takes dad’s bad habits and makes them worse. She cusses like a sailor and forgets her own name.

She forgot her name and yelled at the fridge.

She cussed the mailman for delivering the wrong pizza.

She tried to fix the lights by throwing shoes at the switch.

4

A lady who’s like a dad, but with more snacks and less sense. She eats chips for breakfast and thinks the moon is watching her.

She eats chips for breakfast and calls them ‘protein.’

She told the moon to stop following her.

She tried to talk to the microwave like it was her best friend.

5

A woman who acts like a dad but with more drama. She cries at the news and yells at the internet.

She cried when the news said the sky was falling.

She yelled at the internet for not responding.

She had a meltdown because the coffee was too hot.

6

A lady who’s like a dad but with more snacks and less patience. She eats donuts for lunch and yells at the clock.

She ate a donut for lunch and called it ‘breakfast.’

She yelled at the clock for being late.

She tried to fix the door by throwing donuts at it.