Dadder

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A dad who tells you what to do but doesn’t do it himself. He’s the reason you know how to fail but never how to win.

Dadder: 'You need to eat more veggies.' *eats a bag of chips*

Dadder: 'You should study harder.' *plays Fortnite*

Dadder: 'I told you to clean your room.' *has three pizza boxes on his bed*

A dad who thinks the world revolves around him and will do anything to make sure you know it.

Dadder: 'I gave you life. I gave you money. I gave you everything. You owe me.'

Dadder: 'I didn't miss your birthday. I just forgot. That’s not the same.'

Dadder: 'You’re the only kid I ever had. The others were just friends.'

That thing a dad says when he’s trying to be cool but it just sounds stupid.

Dadder: 'This is the best day of my life.' *it’s Tuesday*

Dadder: 'I’m gonna be rich.' *has a $2 bill*

Dadder: 'I’m gonna be famous.' *has 3 followers*