Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Man boobs that look like they were hit by a truck and then left in a sauna. Flabby fleshy flops that hang like sad meatbags on a fat dude who eats too much pie.

My daddaries are so big, I can wear them as a scarf.

He’s got daddaries that make me want to cry.

I swear my daddaries are trying to take over my body.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

2

Puffy pouches of shame that hang from a guy’s chest like he’s been crying over bad pizza and bad life choices.

My daddaries look like they’ve been dipped in gravy.

He’s got daddaries that could hold a whole meal.

I blame my daddaries for my failed relationships.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

Big, saggy meaty bags that hang like a guy’s giving up on life and just letting his chest take over.

My daddaries are so big, they’re getting their own Instagram.

He’s got daddaries that make me want to run away.

I wear my daddaries like a badge of honor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

Flabby, hanging meat that looks like it’s been sitting in a hot tub for years and still hasn’t decided what it wants to be.

My daddaries are so flabby, they’re making me flabby.

He’s got daddaries that look like they’re melting.

I blame my daddaries for my bad posture.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

Big, jiggly meat sacks that swing around like a guy’s trying to flirt with the whole gym.

My daddaries are so jiggly, they jiggle me.

He’s got daddaries that make the gym look jealous.

I swear my daddaries are trying to flirt with me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

Man boobs that look like they’ve been beaten with a pie and left in a hot room for a week.

My daddaries are so big, they’re taking over my shirt.

He’s got daddaries that could win a pie eating contest.

I blame my daddaries for my bad luck.

by Slangipedia 4d ago