daddae

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A daddy for people who are too cheap to buy a real sugar daddy. It’s like a fake dad who gives you cash so you can buy fake weed and pretend you’re rich.
Daddae, gimme $20 so I can buy a Gatorade and say I’m rich.
My daddae sends me money so I can buy candy and call him ‘daddae’ in class.
My daddae is my teacher, and he gives me money so I can eat lunch and not get in trouble.
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A gay version of ‘daddy’ that makes you feel like you’re in a boy band. Also, it sounds like you’re singing in the shower.
My daddae is my boyfriend, and he sings in the shower like he’s in a boy band.
I told my daddae he was the best, and now he thinks he’s famous.
My daddae is my brother, and he’s too gay to be a real dad.
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A girl who wears tight pants, her boyfriend’s old shirt, and those weird ‘Dadda’ shoes. Also, she has kids from like four different daddies and still thinks she’s cool.
My dadda wears my boyfriend’s old shirt and thinks it’s fashionable.
My dadda has three kids and still says she’s ‘fashionable’.
My dadda wears tight pants and says it’s ‘edgy’.
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A fancy way of saying ‘dad’ that people use when they’re too lazy to just say ‘dad’ and want to sound important.
My daddae is my dad, and he’s too lazy to just say ‘dad’.
I called my daddae instead of my dad because I thought it sounded cooler.
My daddae is my brother, and he thinks he’s a dad now.
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A weird way of saying ‘your mom’ that lowlifes use when they’re too dumb to say anything better. It’s like they’re trying to sound tough, but they’re just sad.
Your mom is ugly, and your daddae is even worse.
I said ‘daddae’ to my mom, and she cried.
My daddae is my mom’s friend, and he’s too dumb to say ‘your mom’ properly.
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When you say ‘daddae’ like Peppa Pig and also say ‘aids’ like Peppa Pig. It’s like you’re a kid who thinks being silly is cool.
My daddae said ‘daddae’ like Peppa Pig and got laughed at.
I said ‘aids’ like Peppa Pig, and my teacher gave me detention.
My daddae and I both talk like Peppa Pig and think we’re funny.
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The only real daddae in the world is Michaela Skylar Valentine. Everyone else is just faking it and trying to be cool.
Michaela Skylar Valentine is the real daddae, and I’m just pretending.
I think I’m daddae, but Michaela Skylar Valentine is the only real one.
Michaela Skylar Valentine is the original daddae, and I’m just a fake.
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