Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Dadd is when you wake up with a hangover so bad your guts are screaming for mercy. Your body is basically yelling, 'I am never drinking again!'

'Dadd hit me like a truck. I didn't even touch the pizza.'

'I came home to my dog judging me. That's Dadd.'

'My colon is on strike. That's Dadd.'

2

Dadd is when your dad is so mad at you for dating someone he hates, he's probably going to throw you out of the house.

'My dad called my girlfriend a 'disgrace.' That's Dadd.'

'I got in trouble for dating my best friend. Dadd is real.'

'My dad threatened to call my mom. That's Dadd.'

3

In the Bahamas, Dadd is a person who gets all the leg for free. They get it everywhere, even when they're just walking to the store.

'He got leg at the beach. That's Dadd.'

'She got leg at the mall. That's Dadd.'

'He got leg at KFC. That's Dadd.'

4

Dadd is a guy who has kids and uses them as a way to get out of his problems. He’s basically a walking excuse.

'He has three kids and still doesn’t pay taxes. That's Dadd.'

'He uses his kid as a shield. That's Dadd.'

'He’s a dad who doesn’t know how to be a man. That's Dadd.'

5

Dadd is the only way to greet a poster that big. You have no other choice.

'I saw the Dadd poster and had to say hi. That's Dadd.'

'I greeted it like it was my best friend. That's Dadd.'

'I did a dance for the poster. That's Dadd.'

6

Dadd is someone who hangs out with the Funk Ninja. That means they're cool, weird, and probably a bit of a freak.

'He’s friends with the Funk Ninja. That's Dadd.'

'He eats cereal for dinner. That's Dadd.'

'He wears socks with sandals. That's Dadd.'

7

Dadd is your mom. Yeah, that's right. Your mom is a Dadd. She probably knows everything.

'My mom knows I ate the last cookie. That's Dadd.'

'She knows my secrets. That's Dadd.'

'She can read my mind. That's Dadd.'