dadcore

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A music style your dad blasted while driving you to soccer practice, and he probably still thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread.
"I don't care if it's 1975, I'm still rocking this Led Zeppelin like it's my last day on Earth.", Dad, 2023
"Your mom says you're too loud, but I say you're too quiet.", Dad, during a Bon Jovi song.
"I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.", Dad, after a third beer and a Eagles song.
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A lifestyle where your dad thinks he's a superhero, wears a tucked-in shirt like it's a cape, and tells the same dumb joke about his coworker Bob every weekend.
"I eat healthy, I work hard, and I still have time to tell a joke about my coworker Bob.", Dad, at the dinner table.
"I don't need a gym, I just need a beer and a good posture.", Dad, during a family BBQ.
"I'm not just a dad, I'm a legend.", Dad, after a long day at work.
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A fashion statement so bad it makes your dad look like he lost a bet with a barber and a tailor.
"I don't need a new suit, I just need a new attitude.", Dad, in a suit that looks like it was sewn by a blind man.
"This shirt is so tight, it's like it's trying to escape.", Dad, during a family photo.
"I wear this jacket like it's a badge of honor.", Dad, who doesn't know what a badge is.
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A genre where your dad's favorite band plays music so slow, you could fall asleep during a song and still wake up before the next one.
"This song is so slow, I could take a nap during it.", Dad, during a Wilco song.
"I listen to this band like it's my job.", Dad, during a Kurt Vile song.
"This music is so good, it makes me want to cry.", Dad, after the third song.
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Everything your dad likes, from his ugly shirts to his even uglier opinions on politics and why he still thinks the 70s were the best decade ever.
"I don't just like the 70s, I live in them.", Dad, during a family conversation.
"I have a good relationship with my parents, and I don't need any proof of that.", Dad, after a long day at work.
"I don't need a lot, just a good shirt, a good attitude, and a good opinion on politics.", Dad, during a BBQ.
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