Dadcocker

My uncle is a dadcocker. He lets his kid eat cereal for dinner and calls it a 'breakfast experiment.'

My teacher is a dadcocker. She made me write an essay about why dadcocker is the worst job ever.

My dad is a dadcocker. He brought a whoopee cushion to a funeral.

My neighbor is a dadcocker. He let his kid ride a tricycle at 70 mph on the highway.

My mom is a dadcocker. She took my dad to a ballet recital and made him wear a tutu.

My brother is a dadcocker. He told my dad his kid was 'just a normal human being' and not a 'superhero.'

My cousin is a dadcocker. He let his kid eat a whole pizza in one bite and then cried.

My friend is a dadcocker. He dressed his dad up as a chicken for a school play.

My dad is a dadcocker. He let my dog eat my homework and then said it was 'a learning experience.'

My dad is a dadcocker. He let my dog eat my birthday cake and then said it was 'a normal day.'

My friend’s dad is a dadcocker. He let his kid drink orange juice out of a fire hydrant.

My teacher’s dad is a dadcocker. He wore a banana costume to a parent-teacher meeting.

My dad is a dadcocker. He let my sister ride a unicorn at 100 mph in the grocery store.

My uncle is a dadcocker. He let my cousin eat a whole cake in one bite and then got a stomachache.

My brother is a dadcocker. He dressed my dad up as a flamingo for a school talent show.