dadburn

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What your Grandpa yells when he sees your mom's ex at the grocery store.
Dadburn, why's he buying milk?
Dadburn, he's wearing my old pants.
Dadburn, he's buying snacks for the kids.
2
The word your Grandpa uses when he thinks your mom's ex is stealing his wife.
Dadburn, he's trying to flirt with her.
Dadburn, he's eating the last piece of pie.
Dadburn, he's got my old hat.
3
What your Grandpa says when he sees your mom's ex doing something embarrassing.
Dadburn, he's wearing my old socks.
Dadburn, he's talking to the cashier like they're friends.
Dadburn, he's eating the last muffin.
4
The word your Grandpa uses when he thinks your mom's ex is going to take over the house.
Dadburn, he's sitting in my chair.
Dadburn, he's eating my sandwich.
Dadburn, he's talking to my dog.
5
What your Grandpa says when your mom's ex does something that makes him lose his cool.
Dadburn, he's eating my soup.
Dadburn, he's wearing my old shirt.
Dadburn, he's talking to my cat.
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The word your Grandpa uses when he sees your mom's ex doing something that makes him want to punch him.
Dadburn, he's eating my cake.
Dadburn, he's wearing my old hat.
Dadburn, he's talking to my dog.
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