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When a girl tells you to go to hell because her dad’s coming to drag her away before you can even get your pants off.

She said, 'Don’t even think about it, my dad’s coming for me at 7 AM.'

He texted me, 'Your dad’s gonna be here in ten minutes, and I ain't gonna let you die a virgin.'

She hung up on me and said, 'My dad’s gonna kill me if I don’t go home.'

The worst kind of cockblocking, where your dad shows up and you’re left with nothing but a stiffy and a bunch of regrets.

He said, 'Your dad’s here, and he brought a f***ing sandwich.'

She yelled, 'I’m not staying here, my dad’s gonna f***ing murder me!'

He texted, 'Dad’s here, and he’s got a f***ing f***ing f***ing sandwich.'

When your dad interrupts your fun and you’re left wondering why you ever thought you’d be a hero.

He said, 'Your dad’s here, and he’s gonna take you home.'

She cried, 'My dad’s here, and he’s gonna take me home before I get to f***ing kiss you.'

He texted, 'Dad’s here, and I’m f***ing done.'

The only thing worse than being blocked is being blocked by your dad while you're half-dressed.

He said, 'Your dad’s here, and I’m not f***ing dressed.'

She yelled, 'My dad’s here, and I’m not even f***ing dressed!'

He texted, 'Dad’s here, and I’m f***ing half-dressed.'

When you’re trying to be cool and your dad shows up like he’s the f***ing boss of your love life.

He said, 'Your dad’s here, and he’s f***ing cool.'

She said, 'My dad’s here, and he’s f***ing cooler than you.'

He texted, 'Dad’s here, and he’s f***ing cool.'

When your dad interrupts your best moment and you’re left with nothing but a sad face and a f***ing sandwich.

He said, 'Your dad’s here, and he’s got a f***ing sandwich.'

She said, 'My dad’s here, and he’s got a f***ing sandwich.'

He texted, 'Dad’s here, and he’s got a f***ing sandwich.'