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A game where two old men yell at each other because they both think their kid is the best even though they’re both losers.
Dad1: Your kid’s a waste of oxygen. Dad2: My kid could beat your kid in a foot race while wearing socks.
Dad1: Your kid’s a waste of oxygen. Dad2: My kid could beat your kid in a foot race while wearing socks.
Dad1: Your kid’s a waste of oxygen. Dad2: My kid could beat your kid in a foot race while wearing socks.
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When a man gets so old his balls sag like a tired dog after a long walk and a nap.
Dad: I can still bench-press my kid. Kid: Dad, you can’t even lift my backpack.
Dad: I can still bench-press my kid. Kid: Dad, you can’t even lift my backpack.
Dad: I can still bench-press my kid. Kid: Dad, you can’t even lift my backpack.
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