dadass

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A dad who acts like a total beast but still gives you snacks and lets you stay up past your bedtime
My dadass just yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong pizza
Dadass said he'd let me play video games if I finished my math homework
Dadass called my mom a 'fat cow' in front of the whole family
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A dad who is 100% a cool guy, but also a dad, which makes him 1000% more awesome
My dadass just won a bet with my mom and now he's eating my snack
Dadass told my teacher I was sick so I could sleep in
Dadass gave me a thumbs up after I failed my math test
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When your dad farts so loud it sounds like a monster in a superhero movie and it's totally on purpose
Dadass farted during my presentation and the whole class laughed
Dadass let out a fart so loud my dog ran out of the room
Dadass farted in the middle of my math test and I got a zero
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When you can't say 'dad' because your mom is watching and you have to say something silly instead
I said 'dadass' when my mom walked in and she just rolled her eyes
I tried to say 'dad' but my mom was right behind me
I called my dadass and my mom yelled at me for being silly
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A dad who is so cool and tough that he is literally dadass
My dadass just beat up my brother for stealing my snack
Dadass is the reason I got a free pizza
Dadass told my teacher I was sick and I got to sleep in
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A dad who is the most awesome dad you could ever imagine and also kind of a beast
My dadass gave me a free snack after I won a bet
Dadass just yelled at my mom and I laughed
Dadass told me I was the best kid in the world
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