Dadarian

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The next king of the world. Could punch your face in with one hand while juggling your mom's insults.

My dad just yelled at my teacher. The teacher cried.

He showed up at the mall and bought all the candy.

He texted my mom and said I was a 'disgrace to his genes.'

A human legend. Could eat your lunch and still have time to laugh at your jokes.

He drove to school and honked the bell.

He took over my video game and won in 2 seconds.

He showed up at my birthday party and ate my cake.

A god in human form. Could beat your ass with a spoon and still have time to make you breakfast.

He yelled at the principal and got me out of detention.

He showed up at my football game and scored a touchdown.

He took my phone and deleted all my memes.