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when you try to do something and it ends up being a total disaster
I tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment exploded.
My dog tried to open the door and just knocked it off its hinges.
I tried to text my crush and accidentally sent a message to my mom.
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when you mess up so bad it feels like the universe is laughing at you
I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a raccoon attacked me.
I tried to fit into my old jeans and they burst like a balloon.
I tried to answer the phone and it was my teacher.
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when you do something and it goes from bad to absolutely ridiculous
I tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken and I’m crying.
I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a monster.
I tried to eat my whole sandwich and it came out my nose.
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when you try to do something and it turns into a complete mess
I tried to clean my room and now it looks like a tornado hit it.
I tried to do my math homework and I wrote the answers in crayon.
I tried to text my friend and it came out as ‘fart monkey’.
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when you try to do something and it just ends up being the worst thing ever
I tried to sing and it sounded like a goat with a broken voice.
I tried to wear my socks on my hands and I looked like a weirdo.
I tried to ride my bike and it crashed into a tree.
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when you do something and it goes from okay to completely ridiculous
I tried to make a pizza and I used ketchup instead of tomato sauce.
I tried to do my homework and I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face.
I tried to do a dance and I looked like a confused chicken.
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