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the stuff that turns a normal man into a screaming monster who thinks he’s a superhero

My dad took dadah and tried to fly off the roof. He came back with a broken leg and a grin.

She texted me: 'Dadah is the reason I can’t remember my own name.'

He took dadah and tried to fight the mailman. The mailman won.

the magical potion that makes you think you can beat up your boss and live to tell the tale

He took dadah and told his boss, 'I’m gonna quit!' His boss said, 'You’re fired!'

My mom took dadah and tried to dance with the vacuum cleaner. It didn’t work.

He took dadah and started singing in the grocery store. No one asked why.

the reason your dad is always yelling at the TV and thinks it’s his enemy

He took dadah and yelled at the TV for 3 hours. The TV didn’t care.

My dad took dadah and tried to wrestle the TV. He lost.

He took dadah and told the TV, 'You’re not the boss of me!' The TV turned off.

the stuff that makes your dad think he’s a rock star and he’s going on tour

He took dadah and said he was going on tour. He wore a hat and a sock for a mic.

My dad took dadah and tried to sing in the car. No one listened.

He took dadah and tried to do a solo. He fell out of the chair.

the reason your dad thinks he’s a superhero and he needs a cape

He took dadah and ran out of the house with a towel as a cape.

My dad took dadah and told me he was going to save the world. He fell down.

He took dadah and tried to fight the neighbor. The neighbor won.

the magic pill that turns your dad into a loud, crazy, laughing man who thinks he’s the best

He took dadah and laughed so hard he cried.

My dad took dadah and tried to do a dance. He forgot the steps.

He took dadah and said he was the best. He was wrong.