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A man who can't recognize a song even if it's playing in his face and he's high.
Yo I just heard this song for the first time ever. What is this? A new genre?
Dad, this is your favorite song. You don't know it.
I played the song. He looked at me like I had a third eye.
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A guy who pretends to know a song but actually has no idea what's going on.
'Oh yeah, I know this song.' Then he starts singing the wrong lyrics.
He tried to rap the song. It was a disaster.
He said it was his favorite song. It wasn't.
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A person who hears a song and acts like it's the first time ever, even if it's been playing for five minutes.
He didn't realize the song was on repeat. He thought it was a new track.
He asked what the song was. I was like, 'Dude, you're listening to it.'
He turned it off. Then turned it back on. Still didn't get it.
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A man who hears a song and starts singing it like he wrote it himself.
He started singing it like he was the artist. He wasn't.
He added his own lyrics. They didn't match.
He thought he was in a band. He wasn't.
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A guy who hears a song and starts talking about how he knows all the lyrics, but he doesn't.
'I know all the lyrics!' He said. Then he messed up the first line.
He tried to sing it. It was like a broken record.
He said it was his favorite song. Then he forgot the chorus.
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A person who can't tell the difference between a song and a sound effect.
He heard the song and said it was a sound effect.
He thought it was a car horn. It wasn't.
He said it was a movie scene. It wasn't.
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