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Making up stupid stuff to sound cool
I told my mom I got a perfect score on my math test. I got a 42.
He said he saw a dragon in the school hallway. It was just a janitor with a mop.
She claimed she dated a celebrity. He was her uncle.
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Lying so bad it smells like burnt toast
He said he finished his homework. It was just scribbles and a drawing of a cat wearing sunglasses.
She told her friends she was in a band. It was just her singing in the shower.
He said he ate all his vegetables. He threw them at the dog.
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Telling fake stories to avoid getting in trouble
He said the dog bit him. It was just a scratch from a pencil.
She told the teacher she was sick. She was just tired from watching too much TikTok.
He said he didn't do his homework. He had a whole team of friends doing it for him.
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Making up nonsense to look important
He said he was a superhero. He just wore a cape and tripped over a chair.
She told her mom she got a scholarship. It was just a coupon for a pizza.
He said he invented a new language. It was just English with extra vowels.
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Lying so much it’s a full-time job
She told her mom she got a job. It was just a part-time job at the mall.
He said he was going to college. He was just going to a movie.
She said she was rich. She had a dollar and a dream.
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Telling fake stories to avoid getting yelled at
He said the cat ate his homework. It was just a crumpled paper.
She told her dad she was sick. She was just mad at her brother.
He said he was grounded. He was just sitting on the couch.