dada poles

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Tiny, insulted pillars that look like they were thrown out of a baby's toy box and told to hold up the whole porch; they’re so weak they might cry if you look at them wrong.
My porch looks like a toddler drew it and then kicked it.
These columns are so puny I could flick them like a mosquito.
I think the porch is holding its breath waiting for these poles to fail.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Pillars so small they should be in a prison for being too weak; they look like they’d rather be a toothpick than hold up a porch.
These poles are like the underdog of the porch world.
They’re so tiny I think they’re hiding from the wind.
I wouldn’t trust these poles to hold up a pizza box.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Pillars that are about as useful as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest; they look like they’re begging for a break.
These poles are like the last people standing in a war they didn’t want to fight.
They’re so weak I think they might just fall over and die.
They look like they’re holding up the porch with their eyes closed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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