dada pig

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A man with a head like a melon and a gut that could hold a whole damn buffet

My cousin is a dada pig. He eats pizza for breakfast and still fits into his pants.

I saw a dada pig at the gym. He lifted weights like they were candy.

My neighbor’s dog called him a dada pig. I laughed so hard I cried.

A guy who looks like he was born with a donut in his mouth and a soda in his gut

My teacher called my dad a dada pig. He blushed like he was on fire.

The guy at the bus stop is a dada pig. He smells like old socks and fried chicken.

My brother’s friend is a dada pig. He eats a whole pizza by himself.

A man who’s so fat he could make a belly button out of his ass

My friend’s uncle is a dada pig. He tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat on his face.

The guy at the mall is a dada pig. He walked by and I swear the floor shook.

My mom’s coworker is a dada pig. She told me he eats cake for dinner.