Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your dad came back with the milk like he just won the lottery.

Great day! Dad brought the milk like he was the milk king.

Dad came back with the milk, like he was the only one who could bring it.

Dad walks in with the milk like he just saved the world.

2

The juice from a dad, old man, or a rich guy who thinks he's a king in a little girl or baby girl relationship.

That dad’s got more juice than a juice bar.

That old man’s got more juice than a fruit machine.

That rich guy thinks he’s a juice king with his little girl.

3

When a dad runs away from his wife because he can't handle the mess he made.

Dad ran away because he was too lazy to do the dishes.

He left because he couldn't take the mess anymore.

He ditched his wife for a life without chores.

4

A stupid insult that 8-year-olds throw at each other like it’s a weapon.

You’re so cringe, your dad left with the milk!

That’s the worst insult I’ve ever heard.

You’re so cringe, I feel bad for your dad.

5

A mean insult that says your dad left to make a new family with someone else because you’re too cringe.

Your dad left you for a better family.

You’re too cringe for your dad to stay.

Your dad made a new family because of your cringe.

6

Dad ran off with the milk, said he had to get another bottle, and now he’s lost for good.

Dad ran off with the milk and got lost.

He said he needed another bottle and never came back.

He ran off with the milk and now he’s gone for good.

7

Dad is gone because there’s no milk, and he’s been gone for 50 years and still no sign.

Dad’s been gone for 50 years and still no sign.

No milk, no dad, no hope.

Dad left because there was no milk and now he’s gone forever.