Dad-Vag

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A dad who's got zero junk and zero guts. He’s the kind of guy who would let his kid get beat up just so he could save face and not look like a total failure.
Dad-Vag ran away from the school bully like a scared little chicken.
He let me get grounded just because he was too chicken to argue with my mom.
He cried when the pizza delivery guy gave him the wrong order.
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A dad who’s nothing but a big, smelly, lazy ass. He’s the reason your life is a mess and your allowance is always late.
Dad-Vag slept through my entire birthday party and woke up just in time to eat the cake.
He called me a ‘failure’ because he couldn’t even tie his own shoes.
He took the last slice of pizza and left me with a crumb.
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