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To pig out on other people's food after you've already eaten, like a dad who thinks he’s doing a favor to the planet by eating the last bite of your mac and cheese.
My dad ate my leftovers and then claimed he was saving the environment.
He finished my pizza and then said it was a ‘dad duty’.
At the buffet, my dad took the last slice of cake and then said, ‘That’s how you dad up.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When dads gather with other dads and their kids to bond over how bad they are at parenting.
The dad group met at the park and talked about how their kids are the worst.
Dad up day was the worst, but it was still better than Monday.
The dad meet-up was more of a ‘we all suck at this’ convention.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you try to be a good dad even though you're still figuring out how to tie your shoes.
He tried to be a dad even though he forgot his own kid’s birthday.
He said ‘man up’ but then cried when his kid failed math.
He tried to dad up but then asked Google how to change a diaper.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who married your mom and now has to pretend he knows what he’s doing with your life.
He’s not your dad, but he’s trying to be.
He married my mom and now he’s my dad.
He’s not related but he’s still my dad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who took over the job of being a dad even though he was still figuring out how to be a dad.
He took over as a dad even though he still uses the toilet like a kid.
He stepped up to the plate and then asked Google how to do it.
He was the dad figure even though he still forgot my birthday.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When something annoying happens, or when your mom’s friend starts talking about her life.
She opened her mouth and I wanted to dad up her face.
Her mouth opened and it was like a dad up nightmare.
The second she spoke, I wanted to eat her leftovers and dad up her face.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you brag about your dad like he’s the best dad ever, even though he’s just a normal dad.
My dad could beat up your dad and still have time for breakfast.
My dad would beat your dad and still have time to eat my leftovers.
My dad could beat up your dad and still be the best dad ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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