dad toe

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When your toe turns into a smelly fungus ball that looks like the foot of a dad who eats pizza for breakfast and doesn't know what a shower is.

My dad toe is so bad I can smell it from the other room.

I think my toe is trying to take over my whole foot.

My dad toe is like a fungus party and I’m the only guest who showed up.

When your toe looks like it got run over by a fungus-filled monster who also eats expired hot dogs.

My dad toe is the reason I don’t wear socks anymore.

My toe is so gross it deserves its own reality show.

I looked at my toe and it looked back at me like it was judging me.

When your toe gets so bad it looks like it was dipped in dirt and then cursed by a dad who forgot to brush his teeth.

My dad toe is like a crime scene and I’m the only witness.

I don’t know if I can take my dad toe anymore.

My dad toe is the reason I have nightmares about feet.