Dad Toast

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Toast that's so burnt it looks like it was tortured and then they scrape off the crispy bits just to make it worse

My dad tried to fix his toast by scraping it and then burned it again. It looked like a war zone.

The toast was so bad I thought it was trying to commit suicide.

He took a perfectly decent piece of toast and turned it into a charcoal briquette.

When your dad toasts the bread so hard it’s like it got hit by a truck and then he scrapes it like it’s a crime scene

My dad toasts bread so bad it’s like it’s been in a fight.

He scraped the toast like it was a crime scene and then burned it again.

That toast was so burnt I thought it was trying to escape.

Toast that’s so crispy it might as well be a fossil and then your dad decides to scrape it like it’s a bad habit

My dad toasts bread like it’s his full-time job and then he scrapes it like it’s a hobby.

That toast was like a fossil and he still scraped it like it was a problem.

He took a normal piece of toast and turned it into a fossil, then scraped it like it was a mistake.