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A dad who only gives fake love through junk food, cheap toys, and showing up for one party a year. He’s all about looks, not actually caring about his kids.

My dad showed up to my birthday with a pizza and a toy that broke in 10 seconds.

He sent me a gift card for $5 for my graduation.

He yelled at me for failing math but didn’t even check my homework.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy who only wants to take care of his kid when it’s convenient. He sleeps until 1 p. m. and forgets diapers, formula, and basic human functions.

He let my brother eat cereal for dinner because he was too tired to cook.

He forgot my birthday because he was napping.

He left me with my uncle because he didn’t feel like being a dad that day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moment so embarrassing it makes your dad look like a total disaster. It’s like when your dad does something so bad it makes everyone laugh at him.

My dad tried to do a magic trick and spilled water everywhere.

He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking.

He tried to dance and fell over.

by Slangipedia 15d ago