Dad Task

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A job that only a dad can mess up perfectly. It’s like the universe gives you a task, and your dad turns it into a disaster.
Dad tried to pack the car. Now it looks like a war zone.
He cut the lawn. It looks like a lion attacked the grass.
He loaded the dishwasher. Now the plates are all over the floor like they were in a fight.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A thing only a dad can do wrong. It's like he was born to make everything worse.
Dad packed the car. Now we’re all going to be stuck in traffic with his weird cereal box in the back.
He tried to cut the lawn. Now it looks like a tornado came through.
He loaded the dishwasher. Now the forks are arguing with the plates.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A job that only a dad can do, and he will do it in the worst way possible. Like he’s trying to ruin your life.
Dad packed the car. He put the dog in the trunk and the dog ate the snacks.
He cut the lawn. Now the grass looks like it’s on fire.
He loaded the dishwasher. Now the soup is in the fridge.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A thing that only a dad can do, and he will turn it into a nightmare. Like he’s trying to make your life a joke.
Dad packed the car. He put the cat in the trunk and now it’s hissing at us.
He cut the lawn. It looks like a monster ate the grass.
He loaded the dishwasher. Now the pizza is in the fridge and it’s sad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A task only a dad can do, and he will do it in the worst way possible. It’s like he’s trying to make your life a joke.
Dad packed the car. He put the dog in the trunk and now the dog is crying.
He cut the lawn. It looks like a lion came through.
He loaded the dishwasher. Now the soup is in the fridge and it’s mad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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