dad stance

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The dad stance is when a dad stands like he just ran a marathon and is about to yell at you for getting a D in math. He stands wide, hands on his gut, and lets out a sigh that could knock a kid out.
My dad did the dad stance after I told him I failed math again.
He stood there like he just saw a ghost when I said I got a D.
He did the dad stance so hard, the dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The dad stance is when a dad stands like he's about to yell at the sky, hands on his gut, and looks like he's been stuck in traffic for 10 years.
He did the dad stance when I said I didn't do my homework.
He stood there like he was going to scream at the TV.
He did the dad stance so loud, the neighbors came out.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The dad stance is when a dad stands like he just lost a bet, hands on his gut, and lets out a sigh that sounds like he’s been stuck in a bathroom for an hour.
He did the dad stance after I told him I failed science.
He stood there like he was going to cry when I said I got a D.
He did the dad stance so hard, the dog started barking.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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